No. 285 What do I want?

What do I want?

Fresh from a wedding I realized that omg, i'm 21 and there is no way in hell i'm going to get married. I'm like one of those people who would get married when they're like 35, have kids at like 38, be an old parent I don't fucking care because I'll donate to my child's cause, but am not going to intermingle with those PTA parents who talk about which diaper service is the best. So, fast forward to post wedding issues and realizing as i'm watching XXX, just passing it on the telly at that part where Vin protectively walks next to the girl in the restaurant and I realized, god, he's so hot-I have this thing for him and I don't understand it either because he's old enough to be my uncle, but then I realized, I don't like Vin diesel, like he's all hot and rugged, but he's not versatile, like all he could ever be is the tough guy and no matter now much he tries to be sensitive, it doesn't quite work out well you know. Anyways, so here I am thinking, god, in reality, the reason why I probably don't have anyone is because it's not like The Wedding Date in which I have the relationship I choose, but it's more like, I need someone who is versatile, like he has to be Lance Armstrong, Jesse James, Hugh Grant, Edison Chen, Eric McCormack, some random basketball player, P.Diddy, Jay Z and a little 50 Cent all in one, seriously, it's like I need someone that embodies it all, and is that possible to find someone that can embody it all? I look at my friends and who they marry, they're kind of stereotypical, and i'm like, I need more then one stereotype, because I need the powersuit, yet I need the David Beckham, yet I still need the grungy I could go camping if I wanted to, it's like I want it all and is it possible? Just like how I realized shopping and having it all is not possible, there's too many possibilities and too little time, well unless I had a personal assistant who bought me every single book available by fashion houses and websites and if I had the money, oh it's sad to be alone, moneyless, and wanting it all...

Anyways, who would have thought Agassi could do it, i'm watching his match and I mean for sure I thought he was a goner because he let two sets go to Blake-never heard of him and apparently has a bro that plays but sucks, then Agassi comes back in the next two sets and they're battling it out for the 5 set and it's tied. And the funny thing is i'm sure Agassi is like, "i'm old dammit but i'm going to win with my brains not my braun anymore "and the Blake guy is like "dammit, I hit the ball fucking hard so just miss it will you. "