Concierge Service

Oh, and what is happening to the world. I got my first card with concierge service. What am I going to do with concierge service? I would love to just call them and be like, "hi, I need my bags picked up" and they'd be like, "ok...what hotel, and i'd be like, my house you idiot, they're upstairs in the closet" but course I was informed that the concierge service isn't like in a hotel where you call to tell the bellboy to pick up your bags, instead, u're suppose to like request things. I'm going to be like madonna and ask for that tea from some far off place that is so hard to find and have it couriered over to me right away. This concierge service could be dangerous, what if you were drunk, dialed, and asked for mark or something, and they'd be like "what mark, "and u'd be like, "figure it out," they'd freak out and grab anything that said "Mark" including people.