No. 281 Gold Collar, Middle Class, and Vitamin C

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http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/newssentinel/living/12121601.htm

So, this new thing is called gold collar. Then they're like, here's a quiz, if you answer true to these you are gold collar. Ok, um...so... let me fill it out and see what I am...

GOLD-COLLAR QUIZ
You know you're gold-collar if you answer true to the following questions:
1) You are 18 to 25 years old.
XTrue- i'm 21
_False
2) You live with your parents.
XTrue- its because i'm finishing up my senior year at college and i only have 2 quarters to go to so I didn't want to live with people if i was only going to stay for half the year and then the other half i'd just let it go to waste adn still have to pay rent...practical, not because I want to spend it on Dee yor
_False
3) You passed on college and work full time in a service or retail job, such as the cosmetics counter at Macy's.
_True
XFalse
4) Your pastimes include clubbing, shopping and pampering (pedicures and manicures).
XTrue- sort of, love shpping, pampering, and semi clubbing
_False
5) You prefer high-end brands, such as Louis Vuitton and Gucci.
XTrue- WHO DOESN'T
_False
6) You drink pricey cocktails made from top-shelf liquor (Grey Goose vodka, Hennessy cognac) instead of domestic beer (Budweiser, Miller).
XTrue- u know I don't discriminate, but I mean, who wants a bud when you can get GG?
_False
7) You have a top-of-the-line iPod or the best-equipped cell phone, complete with camera, chirp function and assorted downloads.
XTrue- what does top of the line mean on ipod, I've got a sweet phone but I ddin't may anything for it...and it has the camera, chirp function and some downloads-I didn't pay for
_False
8) Your idea of saving money is setting aside $200 for a new pair of Dolce & Gabbana jeans.
_True
XFalse- It's called Franklin Templeton, Morgan Stanley, and Bill Gates
9) Your dream, spoken or not, is to become a celebrity.
XTrue- I wish I could become a celeb, non trashy brit, but I mean, realistically i'll probably be a professional
_False
10) Your primary source of information is celebrity magazines, such as Us and In Style.
XTrue- I get marie claire, teen vogue, W, harper's bazaar, but then I get US News, Time, and Newsweek along with a plethora of random freebies like Road and Track, Car and driver, and Forbes
_False

So am I gold collar or what? So confused.

Then my teacher is like everyone calls themselves middle class. So confused even more, apparently i'm not middle class now. Dear lord, class systems are way complicated, is it this hard to differentiate in the caste system?

Was watching the Comedy Central? Don't know why, sometimes I do enjoy the whole Dat Phan and his mother, but anyways, watching this girl semi grind on some random dancer boy, then realize it's Vitamin C? What ever happened to her? Did she not take her own dose of Vitamin C and let that nasty cold get to her?