No. 288 Luvs It and the Motherland supposedly that is

Luvs It
People have issues, especially when you spend like excess money to put "Luvs It" onto your license plate. I'm not sure that it's a omage to Paris, but come on, no one said "luvs it" before Paris and Nic said it on The Simple Life. Ok, so what the heck, "luvs it," seriously, Paris could care less and in fact, it just made her richer because if she ever made Paris gum, you know who would buy it.
The Motherland, supposedly
In reality, the motherland is suppose to be America because I am an American born Chinese and this is my motherland, but yet again i'm using motherland in terms of it being China hence my heritage. Ok, so It's come up twice, that is, would you move back to HK? Ok, so don't get me wrong, I love the Chinese, as in the fact that they appear so damn better then mem and much constantly show up when in a sense that we all know who is superior and it is the latter. Yes, I was a bitch for saying that, but have you noticed, seriously, no matter how nice you are to them or just say a friendly smile or whatever, they look at you with dagger eyes. Have you ever noticed that in a Chinese restaurant, they all have to stare at you? Yes fuckers, i'm wearing Pumas and they're real, and no I don't use the $99 Prada you get at overstock.com and no, I don't have a goach or a Louis Fuitton or a Folex. Anyways, there's this guy on the internet who hails from the land of the browns, so he's constantly asked that he should go to the land of the free, and he says, "hell no, because he lives like a queen in the LOB, while in the US, he'd be just some random middle class floozy." 'Tis true, in a way it'd be great for me to live in HK too, I mean, I wouldn't have to do much besides just eat, shop, and watch tv, but you know I want something more, and also, it doesn't help that in the USA I still live as if I live in HK besides the fact that I really don't use manual labor of the human kind-that is I don't have a live in and that I employ "services" to be used for various reasons (dry cleaning, not someone ironing my sock), and also, no way man, I buy so much good shit here there is no way that they can match the sales I experience here dude, SERIOUSLY. Just for instance, I got myself this cute Juicy bag for 34.95 intead of the 125.00, it is the small version, those little bags, but i'm like, it's nice and i'll just put it in my big bag when I have like tons of stuff. Anyways, so yea, I'd love to live in HK, but then again, I don't want to constantly be feeling like I have to be a fucking Princess in my S65 bulletproof Benz to make a point, at least in America I can do it with some subtley and at leas tin America I do not see some 30 year old actresses sporting the Tiffany's heart toggle necklace-have they heard of diamonds? Even a small one would be so much better then the perpetual blond 20 something wearing the toggle, I wear the toggle, but then again, i'm 21, not 31. 'Tis a difference.