No. 287 Desperate to rid conversation tees and the Outrageous LTD

I'm Desperate to get rid of women who wear things on their tees and it's "Outrageous" of LTD on My Sweet 16.

Ok, first topic, wow, so i'm thinking, when is it okay to wear sayings on your chest. First off, really never, especially inappropriate ones that are geared towards females to males, such as, "The girls say yes" or something like that, but oddly, "everything is bigger in Texas" doesn't hit me that hard, maybe because it's a saying that lots of people say, but seriously, those other ones that say "i'm hot and you're not" or "can't find anything to wear" sometimes ok and sometimes not, like if you're Donatella Versace with the can't find anything to wear-kind of funny and the hot or not one, only works if you're like Angelina Jolie or something you know,b ut anyways, so i'm getting my 19.99 shoes again, yes I went to return one because oddly I bought a size 9 then a 8 and felt weird with the 8 so tried to get a 8 1/2, which I did, but this lady is smiling at me, keep in mind, with small child, while wearing "I LOVE DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES," first i'm like "christ, I didn't even know lesbians were so unspoken" then i'm like, wait, she's meaing the show, then i'm thinking, ok, you've got a daughter and you enjoy your guilty pleasure of watching women who are married get it on with the random help, great for you and if I were your husband, i'd be like hell no you're not wearing that and seriously, you're freaking 30ish, it's time to use your words to articulate what you are saying rather then having a tee shirt say it for you. It's like, saying tees are only ok when you're sick and lost your voice and you are feeling cranky, such as, "don't mess with this" or something equally appropriate, but yes, i've never, I mean some people love the show, but it's not like you need to go and buy a teeshirt that says this. I love Josh Duhamel, Prince Wills, Ben and Jerry's, Gucci, Louis, The Wedding Date, and random other things, but do I put it on a tee shirt, have thought about it, such as "I only take calls from Josh Duhamel" but in part, i'd never wear it OUTSIDE FOR CHRIST SAKES, like she was visible dressed and together, as in she put her time in choosing appropriate footwear, jacket, and jeans. I would have the decency to like at least semi cover it adn for christ sakes what if you're daughter is watching it, it's like she'll know that she can get with teh gardener and it'll be ok, it's never ok no matter how hot he is.

LTD of My Sweet 16, they're pretty, cute, and semi rich, it's amusing, they could be a television show sort of, well more liek ava would be better, but seriously, the whole triplet thing-not cute and when she yelled at her sis while saying "you evil whore" whoa there buddy, but yea, I enjoy watching the rich, or at least the semi rich who have some sort of WASP like thing going on, yea so those triplets did not do it for me nor did that one pudgy girl that kept yelling at her mother, clearly nouveau riche, like way way nouveau. It's outrageous yet someone asked me if i'd ever wnat to watch normal teens, i'm like no, I don't want to see them go and like get their cake from Dairy Queen or something. Also though, what the heck, if the person is invited but not wearing proper attire, i'd still let them in, or like if you know that person, i'd be like, come on in, but the door peopel are like no, but the birthday girl is saying yes come in-so ghetto and then she tries to go to VIP and the doorman stops here, what the hell, like you should automatically know who the birthday girl is and who her friends are-god, it's like get a picture and memorize it you idiots, the party is for them, god...seriously, if that happened, i'd be like, you get out, find someone that knows this thing, so ghetto, and the people are like "that's her" i'd be like DAMN RIGHT IT"S ME YOU MIB (Men in black).