Diary of Goddess: Life Lessons Learned

I started this blog in HS, when I was this materialistic, but saying I wasn't materialistic first to start a blog and thought my life was so fab since all I did was school, shop, & friends. Fast forward 4 years later, I became this college student that realized that college life wasn't like the movies and MY struggle began...Some 10 years from HS and here I am, living my dream of going to law school, bringing a whole new meaning to MY struggle…

Monday, April 05, 2004

No. 253

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So, I realized guys with blazers are hot. It's weird, like I haev this odd affinity with a blazer, a single garment that usually has itchy wool or in my case, my father's always a silk blend or pure cashmere, not that I lust for my father, no, that's sick, but we all look for men that resemble our father in some way blah blah blah ok, strike the above sentence, it was very post modernism, the bad kind, more like a parody of it and not a patische. So, guys with blazers are hot, the Brit guy that use to be on Off Centre is now on Eve, he's hot, When Josh Duhamel wears a blazer in Vegas and in Tad Hamiliton-hot, when Usher where that cheesy blazer with that dragon thing-hot. It's like the guy could be Ben, wear flannel and top it off with a blazer and it'd still be hot. Just like America always rags on Ryan Seacrest, but with a blazer on he ain't bad, I mean, all men on TV, not reality shows, aren't bad looking boys, with proper attire or just the Queer eyes, they look fab, a la Ryan. Like I could see him with Jessica Simpson's little sis, they'd be cute, and if Ryan got botox or some face lift thing again, they'd be the perfect age for each other.

Is it me or does Janet not look good anymore. I mean, this whole dressing style, whose her stylist, seriously? So, I mean, I remember watching some late night show, Craig or Conan right, and they were saying JD is like a 4 right, no wait, it was Chris Rock, so he's say if JD is a 4, clearly Janet is like a 10 right, most guys couldn't have a chance with her, but after she's with JD, every guy thinks she has a chance with her now right. Now, she's totally looking slummin' and I mean, I think it's due to JD, seriously, it really cheapen her look, I mean, Usher is a timeless classic and brings back what was golden back in the day of the late '90s, just as Janet should have done-but is not. The whole Joe with G-Unit, he's hot, keeps it fresh with G-Unit and Fifty, yet does his thing and manages to shine and look good and on top of things, but Janet, I haven't heard her single lately and this whole dressing is throwing me off into an unbalanced spa.