this is funny:
13 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. AT LUNCH TIME, SIT IN YOUR CAR WITH SUNGLASSES ON AND POINT A HAIRDRYER AT PASSING CARS. SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN.

2. PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM. DON'T DISGUISE YOUR VOICE.

3. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, ASK IF THEY WANT FRIES WITH THAT.

4. PUT YOUR GARABAGE CAN ON YOUR DESK AND LABEL IT "IN."

5. PUT DECAF IN THE COFFEE MAKER FOR 3 WEEKS. ONCE EVERYONE HAS GOTTEN OVER THEIR CAFFEINE ADDICITIONS, SWITCH TO EXPRESSO.

6. IN THE MEMO FIELD OF ALL YOUR CHECKS, WRITE "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."

7. FINISH ALL YOUR SENTENCES WITH "IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY."

8.SPECIFY THAT YOUR DRIVE-THROUGH ORDER IS "TO GO."

9.GO TO A POETRY RECITAL AND ASK WHY THE POEMS DON'T RHYME.

10.PUT MOSQUITO NETTING AROUND YOUR WORK AREA AND PLAY TROPICAL SOUNDS ALL DAY.

11.FIVE DAYS IN ADVANCE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU CAN'T ATTEND THEIR PARTY BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD.

12.HAVE YOUR CO-WORKERS ADDRESS YOU BY YOUR WRESTLING NAME, "ROCK HARD."

13.WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON!, I WON!"