Ok, so this is what the Starbucks Oracle said about me. Um, one thing, i'm not a stripper, another thing, I don't drink wine coolers, and I know how to pronounce the Tazo Chai shit that I don't drink cuz it tastes like dirt, and um...I enjoy my drinks at Starbucks, especially when they're freeeeeeeeee.

The Oracle of Starbucks



The all-knowing Oracle of Starbucks Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Clueless

You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink Grande Extra Hot Nonfat Mocha are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall