52 Things You Don't Know About Me...or Do You?

52 Things You Don't Know About Me:

1. I really want a cat or a dog, but deep down I know I probably couldn't handle it per se when the cat/dog shed a single piece of fur onto my sweater or something random.
2. I wish I could have my own reality show where people worship me for being "real" and reppin' the Asian community, yes I used the world "reppin."
3. I still sleep with my blanket.
4. I love fur even though i've seen that one picture where they have apparently ripped the fur off some animal, it's really the softness and closeness to an actual domestic pet that gets me while I pet it.
5. I wish I was a boy because all I'd have to do was wear track jeans, loose fitted jeans and clothes would be the same price, but you get so much more fabric-and I wouldn't have to "accessorize."
6. I don't think I can be a fag hag because i'm too much of a girl.
7. I shop when i'm bored and not content with life.
8. I eat when I feel content with life.
9. I like to sample all different kinds of things when I eat my meals, but I hate tapas style dining.
10. I remember what you did to me no matter how much I have said that I have forgiven you-I say I forgave you, but chances are not really...
11. I like people in general, there are only a maximum of five people where if I ever saw them cross a crosswalk, I would instinctually press hard on the gas and act like I don't see them and pretend to mow them over, that dream is even better when I think about my self driving a giant black range rover black on black.
12. I don't like to scare myself, no matter how hard I try to watch scary movies it doesn't work, I'm still haunted by the first Scream-I hated when the guy kept popping out of no where.
13. I hate when people flaunt their money in front of me, especially on myspace when they fill in they make $250,000 bucks or when they take a picture of $1,000 dollars.
14. I hate it when people are pretty AND smart.
15. I am a sucker for the hot guys, but those are usually the poor ones.
16. Why aren't rich guys hot looking?
17. I don't like Beyonce.
18. I hate when people categorize myself into something, i'm not what you think.
19. I got love for my hometown, always and forever.
20. I hate the nouveau riche, they are classless and so vulgar.
21. I've only eaten in Taco Time three times in my life, twice in my hometown and once in my present city.
22. I've never been to Taco Bell.
23. I say burrito with an English accent sometimes.
24. I wonder what it would be like to be Beyonce when she's hanging out with Jay-Z in the south of France.
25. I really thought Kimora Lee Simmons and Russell Simmons were golden, one loves material possessions the other built his empire with material possessions, but remains grounded with buddhism.
26. I want to write a book, but I don't think my sentence structure is adequate enough.
27. I hate those people who are authors or artists and have been published when they're like 16-21. That's bullshit, no one is good during that age, and that girl who sells paintings for riduluous amounts of money in NYC is insane.
28. I'm always afraid i'll be poor, in a sense I have a backup plan for the most castatrophic thing that could ever happen-some unseen event leaves me incredible poor and I have to pay tuition and how I would cover that.
29. I wish my extended family wasn't on a power trip and obsessed with money.
30. I'm greatful for my past ancestors for all they have done for me, even though most times my current extended family thinks I got no love for them.
31. I recently bought 100 dollars worth of cubic zirconia Hello Kitty jewelry-I still got love for them.
32. I like to have a drink in my hand all times, it makes me feel luxe and not fidgety.
33. I wish I would go to clubs often enough to the fact that I can open my car door and just let the red ropes lift and I breeze in.
34. Clubs are boring, but getting ready is fabulous.
35. I hate when guys are overtly intentional.
36. Sometimes I wish I was “ghetto fabulous.”
37. Sometimes I wish I was a WASP.
38. When I buy myself a place, I have two requirements, a library and a room purely for all my clothes.
39. I think soda tastes the best when it comes out of a can.
40. I like all things foreign and ritzy like the Ritz and Orangina.
41. I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be Posh Spice and have a stupidly hot husband.
42. I wish I could be some superstar in Hong Kong-hahaha.
43. When I wear big sunglasses, I feel like a superstar, sometimes I pair it with uggs and a juicy bag, then I feel like LA trash.
44. LA people are actually really nice.
45. San Francisco people are actually really rude.
46. George Bush isn’t THAT stupid, minus the fact that he did almost choke on a pretzel.
47. I wish I could “find someone,” but there are too many politics.
48. I’d rather have one kid and give her/him everything then have two and make them share everything-the ultimate irony of life-not being able to get whatever you want and desire.
49. I don’t need to drive a Bentley or even an S-class/7-series to be happy, but I won’t be happy driving a C-class, maybe a 3-series, but not a C-class.
50. I wish I could drive like they do in the Italian Job and have Mark Walhberg like me, even though he has a third nipple-I’ll look past that.
51. I am a sucker for a good beat and a great hook, I don’t listen to words, I only hear the beat and see how hot you are. James Blunt and his really high voice and odd looks don’t do it for me, however Jack Johnson does.
52. Did I make this stuff up or was I really being truthful from numbers 1-51?