WHAT THE FUCK ....IS SHE WEARING?

I am in the process of cleaning my closet. By cleaning my closet, it means that I started around 2ish and only managed to get one drawer clean and my jewelry together. I still have three drawers to go and my actual closet...sigh sigh sigh but in the mean time, I find myself wearing a traditional tennis skirt over yoga pants, rocking out to the Pussy Cat Dolls while i'm blinged out with a 13 carat cubic zirconia purple diamond and bling on my finger tips-I don't even know what label I am in, because a part of my nails screams white trash while the other part screams Posh Spice sans the black spandex/vinyl/pleather black catsuit...why is this my life and i'm so greatful no one can see me through my window or i'd really have the paparazzi clicking away. Why you ask, probably to put me in the "WHAT THE FUCK" category, oh and i'm also wearing a oversized Tommy shirt and a Lauren by Ralph Lauren red sportswear tank over it...hahahaha, I need a camera. Back to cleaning...I hope I get done before dinner...