Diary of Goddess: Life Lessons Learned

I started this blog in HS, when I was this materialistic, but saying I wasn't materialistic first to start a blog and thought my life was so fab since all I did was school, shop, & friends. Fast forward 4 years later, I became this college student that realized that college life wasn't like the movies and MY struggle began...Some 10 years from HS and here I am, living my dream of going to law school, bringing a whole new meaning to MY struggle…

Wednesday, April 03, 2002

No. 134

I just don't get it, I seriously don't.

Someone please explain to me why overweight girls have to bear their rolls? I don't understand, these girls purposely buy shirts and and other clothes that show their stomachs. They're not Britney, I have enough sense not to do it and harm people's eyes, on the beach, it's ok if you're wearing a tankini for wanting to be trendy and all that jazz, but seriously, in school on an average day, do you really have to share the three parts of you're stomach. Also I realized that many people are totally different sizes, like this girl that appears skinny, is really fat, she actually wears a size bigger then me! QUELLE HORREUR! Also the girl that bears her middrift is somewhat fatter then I am, but she states that she's a size 14, but I understand why, i'm a size lower then her, but she's all flab nor to mention that when she gets into her 14s, her rolls show like HELL, seriously, she keeps them under wraps for so long that they buldge out.

Express/Urban Decay

Went to Sephora and they didn't have Oil Slick, so I had to run back to Nordies BP and get the Oil Slick there, HOW ANNOYING. Not to mention that I had to force myself to get something at Express. Literally, it was really hard, I found somewhat of a nice conservative yet totally hawaiian yet totally "club" outfit. It was hard, I opted for black, why, in a dark club, i'll appear skinner then I really am, and in black, you know that helps.

Osbournes

That show is the best, and I gotta say that Kelly is driving my car. She's the one that drives the ML, oh hell yea. My fam found out that the E from Benz comes out in Fall. Yes, how joyous, I personally think it's uglier, but i'm not buying it am I? Also they want a different buyer now, the "new, hip, younger generation" versus the "conservative" Benz drivers, oh come on, for godsakes, no young generation thinks their "da shitz" in a SEDAN. And, you know what, it doesn't matter that the car gets up to 60 in .5 seconds less. Seriously, and for all the old folks out there like me, I like to drive slow, it's really ok, soak in the sunlight through the sunroof, it's all about that, not driving by hoping to hit some poor squirrel. That's why i'm so uncapable to drive a stick, unless A. it was a convertible, B. I was bleeding or someone very important was bleeding and we had to rush them to the hospital, it's the only reasons why'd I drive it. Yes, i'm a weenie and I fully admit it and there's nothing wrong with it. SO THERE.

Why is it so important for people to be well liked? Refer to Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller.