No. 94

Parajournal

So, I found this site, it's exactly like the live journal site and it has all the stuff, but it's free. Totally felt compelled to get one right, well i'm not going to as of right now, they only have like less then 5000 members, which is not exactly what I want. Not to mention that most of the journal users don't update at all. What fun is that? There's only one in China and they're about 1700 in the U.S. I figure I'll stick to blogger although they want you to pay for some new features and all, but i'm just not into the whole livejournal as in the site. I realized that most people who are on that site are either band geeks, pardon my generalizing or it's full of posers. Ok, so get this, I found this girl's journal who says she's from Sammamish, Washington. God, I really don't understand these young adults anymore, let me just post one of her blogs for you and see what you have to say, here it is:
This is Mid-Winter Break, which is in my view, the most useless break ever. Mom and Dad went to St. Tropez WITHOUT US. A few weeks ago, Mom says "January, your father and I wanted to you take you and Daniela to the villa in St. Tropez over that break in Febrary. Would you like to bring a friend?" and of course I was ecstatic! I haven't been the St. Tropez in forever and my bedroom in the villa is my favorite out of all of them. Naturally, I thought of bringing Aubrey because she tans very well and we wouldn't have to worry about spending time anywhere but by the pool. Well, Aubrey couldn't go because she has some sort of previos engagement in UTAH. Who goes to Utah on purpose? And who turns January Crowne down for UTAH? Anyhow, Ashley was my next choice because she has very nice taste in bathing suits. BUT Ashley is rather dull. Ashley was confirmed, but I insisted upon bringing Ashley C., because she is full of personality, even though I'm 99% sure she owns a swimsuit from Dalia's, or whatever that dreadful "catalog" is called. So both Ashleys are great, and I let Daddy know. Daddy says that I could bring one friend, not two! I said that it wouldn't make very much of a difference because Ashley E. doesn't eat and she brings her own Evian. He told me I was being ridiculous and then told me that I couldn't go. Do you know how embarassing it is to have to call your friends and tell them that you are unable to take them with you on vacation? Terribly. So I told Ashley C. that Dannah got lice and Ashley E. that the villa was being renovated after Mariah Carey defecated in the solarium.

It's high lighted so none of you think I wrote that. First of all, Mariah Carey? Come on here, and puleeze, she's just trying to pose like this one girl on livejournal who started it all, her username is superior. She's actually quite interesting, she actually does a pretty good job for faking it, although she hasn't blown her cover yet. So many on livejournal have, it's hiliarous. Well, no one has commented on her journal yet, I won't be the first, i'll just wait until she get's a swift kick in the ass, pardon my french. Seriously, she was born in 85 and I realized not only are there only this girl who claims she's from Washington, she is 'cuz she talks about our mid-winter break, but they're 5 more just like her. That's the scary part, knowing there's some random posers all out there hating the world for being rich.

Cheesecake Factory

I love that place, went there today for tea. Thought it was quite nice, thouroughly enjoyed it. It was so busy though. It was good, I love that place, it's the one chain restaurant i'm willing to go to and be pleased coming out and not totally peeved.

Romance...Glamourous...Gucci Rush...Calvin Klein Truth

Why can't I buy parfume? Today, I was totally ready to go get Romance right, well let's say, I didn't get it. I don't know what's wrong with me. I actually didn't find anything I liked at the mall. It was quite odd, all i kept thinking at the mall was how I wanted to go get chocolate. That's when I realized that I was getting old, old people like candy right? Normally when you're young, you're totally into "OMG it's going straight to the hips?" I was feeling really weird, I was like, god I really want to go to Godiva and just get one of those caramel square things... BTW: I hate anything with nuts on it. They're just gross, and plus it's on top of the whole food pyramid and that's where all the fat is, I just think nuts are gross, especially if they contain that much fat, and no fat is good fat ok girlfriend. Anyways, I don't understand why I can't buy it, well I want to buy it from Sephora, it's just something about buying it from their store, I don't quite understand, I think it's the whole aura of it. Anyways, I didn't get to that part of the place, so I didn't go. I don't know what's wrong with me, I WILL buy parfume one of these days, I WILL bring myself to buy it, then a part of me is like, "Why am I paying for fragranced water?" What's wrong with me? I did buy the cutest card though, it's a thank you card for my cousin Dawn, after all, she's the only one that appreciates a quality card.

My B-day

Just found out that my friends from ML got together to get me one present? Totally wondering what it could be? It seems they totally knew I wanted this thing or something, I have no idea what they got me, they didn't even ask if I wanted anything. I'm quite puzzled, yet totally amazed and what great friends I have when I bitch and moan about the rest of my oh-so-not-glam-life.

Babies...

Who can tell if they're girls are boys? Seriously, it's not like we check out down below or we're like, yes the nose is totally a girl's. Well, we were at the Cheesecake Factory and there was this couple who spoke Cantonese too. That's a first I think in all my life at an American restaurant in Bellevue ok, it was quite a shocker. Well, my mom is like it's so cute, it's a boy right, the people are like, "NO, it's a girl..." Who told parents to put they're kids in red, it's either blue for boys or pink for girls. Is it really that hard mothers and fathers? You know there are different variations of those colors. No one needs to stray from those colors, if I knew some lady who dressed her son or daughter always in yellow and have everyone guessing just for the hell of it, i'd definitely give her props.

Traveling...

I actually might have an interesting summer for once since I've moved up to Rain Central. There's a total prospect of going to Japan and Thailand. One question though, i'm going to Hawaii July 3, the Japan thing lives July 6? Why, WHY WHY WHY? WHy in my life that I never win the lotto, yet this happens? Why in my life that I never had to fight for the same cookie, and this happens? WHY? I just don't understand, I'd love to go to Japan, but i'm more interested in Thailand. I really love that place, I wouldn't live there, but vacationing is simply fabulous. Also, I think, well I know, well have to go to San Fran. Reason being, my grandmother's burial is totally be upheaved by some none vegetarian meat eating gucci loafer wearing caviar eating champagne drinking mercedes driving monks. Please, tell me what is wrong with this picture. Apparently, when ever my aunt goes to visit my grandma, it's not open. God, seriously, I just don't get the Chinese people. They're willing to turn on they're own race, when you think they'd try to help them. The monks, supposely being the purest of them all vegetarians living simple lives, live better lives than the middle class Chinese? What is wrong with the picture. Also, for all you Seattlelites, don't think it doesn't happen. The monks that live near North Bend, well the head monk over there or whatever, just bought himself a Rolls Royce, yea, so seriously, what do you have to say in the name of Buddha? What can you do? I just don't get it, you think the people want to be 'enlightened' and you'd think they would actually not flaunt it for all so Buddha doesn't send to them to the depths of hell shoveling cat poop, no, no, probably they'll go up with Buddha and take all that they have with them. I just don't get some people and how they don't live with guilt. Tangent: How can also spend who. Isn't that remarkable?

Anyways... thouroughly peeved yet totally elated about the prospects of future travel. It's about time the old lady got to go somewhere, right lucky?

Also, I felt elated today...but I didn't orgasm

Went to Pottery Barn, Kids that is, very eventful, which ended in buying a girl pup, a boy pup, and some piggy with a little piggy that actually sings nursery rhymes? All of that under 60 bucks plus tax. Seriously, FAO can't even beat that. Yea for Pottery Barn...KIDS!

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