No. 93

Dinner...ahhhhh...ughhhhhh...pleazzzzzzzzeee helppppp

So, I thought last nite's dinner was a total just don't move before I barf fest, well today is even worst. Literally, my rents had that dinner party thing, just got home and decided to blog. Well, we have 8 bags of left overs with two of those boxes in each bag. Please Buddha let me just send it to a developing country. Not to mention that Winnie the Pooh is still sitting in my other frig, so now all our frigs are totally full, as in you can't put another cup in there for fear of spillage.

Generousity

What makes people generous and other people so frugal. I got some lucky money today. I expected it was the usual you know 5 to 10 bucks for those cheap skates who don't really know you that well and figure that they can't fork over a 20 and I expected 20 the most from this guy i've only seen twice before. Well, in the car, totally decided to check a look, don't know what came over me, it's something about new people giving you money, it's just so different and interesting with wonder I guess. Look, and then i'm like, oh, it's just 5 bucks right, but it's folded the nonconventional way of just folding it to a square, but multiple times, so it forced me to look, well it's not a 5, it's 50 bucks. Dear god, i'm just like hey, I guess I'm really lucky then huh?

Gucci Rip-offs

I don't know Gucci very well. I mean, I like they're old styles and designer patterns in green, but I totally don't go around looking for the reals and the faux pas right, well especially in Seattle, not that many people are into Gucci, we're more like let's keep flannel on hand, no let's keep that hobo bag as a must have. Well, this other lady got me these Gucci watches, they can pass as the real deal yet I can tell that they're fake. Why, because I actually wanted a real Gucci watch, but I mean, it's really hard to tell the rip offs from the not, unless you're like me and totally make a case over people wearing fake things. Anyways, they're cute, totally matches my outfit, i'll wear it for kicks.

Old man in cast standing outside Caddy

So, driving home, near my home, come upon some old folk and wife who pulled the car over rather clumsily and is standing by it. Do I get out and help, no way in hell, it's just too fishy. They can go to the gas station which is less than a block away, use they're cell, or just wait like 15 minutes until some policecar comes since they patrol the area pretty heavily. Anyways, plus I really don't need to get knocked off from some serial killer using his cast as a shield. It's risky, i'm mean and greedy and can't help spread the peace. So shoot me, I take that back, don't shoot me.

Willie

What makes some men so girly? My case is this guy who still wishes he is in high school and has been going to community college for 4 years. Normally, it's a 2 year college right, well not in his case. I mean, he has such girly hands, that might be the reason for his girlyness not to mention that he lives with his mother. His father is in Hong Kong and ocassionally comes to visit when he has time. It's so weird, I mean I don't quite get it, the wife and kid are in the States while the husband is in Hong Kong. They actually enjoy it that way and aren't at all miserable. It's odd because he's so girly, it's just like dear god. He totally doesn't know how to dress either, he's like the classic Seattlelite, yet worse. I mean, besides the dressing it's ok, but everyone thinks he's a total pineapple, when dear god, no one really knows what the deal is with him. He's not a kid, he's not an adult, he's not a raver, he can't figure out what sugar to buy at the supermarket, and no one dares ask him about school or work or of anymatter concerning those, so what is there to talk about, he's not into stocks, cars, watches, any of that old folks stuff? What do you know?

Old Folks are down wit it

So, this friend of my mom's or whatever husband, we call them uncles and aunties when technically they aren't. Well, quite amusing, he thinks he's like so cool or something. He's talking about how kids go to raves and take E as in Ectasy, at first I was totally choking on my chicken, because dear buddha, who would think some 50 year old man knows about E. Seriously, especially of the pure Chinese origin? Ok, so he's talking about ravers, E, roofies, Hong Kong club style, "jive talk" ( don't ask, I still don't know what it is), and what is it meant to be "cool." Yes, cool! Total shocker there, but I can see it, I mean most people who drive a Benz CL convertible is probably prone to wanting to be young again, and it totally is shown through the Julius Cesar style haircut, yet he isn't balding. TANGENT: My father is the only balding man at the table, no one else is...I feel the utmost respect and sorrow for the man.

FYI: I'm still laughing about what it is meant to be not cool as in the Americans say it, but coo as in the Chinese saying it with they're accent.

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