need help with comments

Ok, so I tried to get comments onto my page. IT DOESN'T WORK? I'm so html illiterate, all the things don't mean crap to me. So, i've decided to save myself a headache. I'm not sure I can deal with comments, I mean if they're rude, i'll be completely self-destructing, and if they're nice, well i'll probably grow a bigger ego. I've decided, i'm to weak, to emotional, and I just don't think I can handle comments. I actually care what other people think, I thought it'd be cool to have comments on my page, but then again, I really don't want people to know me physically and give with the stalkerequse vibe, therefore, there will be no comments. If one truly wanted to find out about me, one would have a way. I didn't make it totally fool proof as to you guys not being able to find me, so... if the time comes, I will accept knowing you. I don't need to know you at all, the reason being is no matter what I saw and if you still read it, I know I will affect you. It's one of my theories, "everything influences you."

Goddess_333