Randomness

I quote:
" I almost told her (mother) that I had to leave the country because I was afraid i'd spread my legs for the entire professional models association of the philippines rolodex and snort colombia up one nostril."

Why can't I be motivated, I mean, not motivated to spread my legs for all of the models a la the phillippines rolo, I mean, i'm already motivated for that, but i'm doing the math-is making 33,000 the median of what my major makes really worth it? Why can't I be one of those people who just like gets up refreshed, hangs out, does some shit, ame is making money regardless, why can't I be charismatic, and dammit, why can't I just be chill with everything. Seriously, and why can't I have a life like that where all I do is drink mo and dance to fairy tunes all night long-I guess that only happens in the big three, London, NYC, and LA.

Note, some people are freaky. I am currently looking at this guy whose wearing white sunglasses very dolce like in the early 90s, some random tuorquoise jewelry and he's looking oh so how can I say, rob thomas, but without being hot and looks more like ryan seacrest (rob as in drsesing and ryan as in gayness).