Diary of Goddess: Life Lessons Learned

I started this blog in HS, when I was this materialistic, but saying I wasn't materialistic first to start a blog and thought my life was so fab since all I did was school, shop, & friends. Fast forward 4 years later, I became this college student that realized that college life wasn't like the movies and MY struggle began...Some 10 years from HS and here I am, living my dream of going to law school, bringing a whole new meaning to MY struggle…

Monday, April 15, 2002

No. 142

I'm peeved, money doesn't make you god, repeat money doesn't make you god!

Ok, so this middle aged freak of nature wearing autumn tones in spring in a CLK 320 aka the cheap version decides that he's going to park on the opposite side of the road, while the car our car is coming towards him. Not only does he not signal, but finally my dad is using the horn to say "Hello, what the fuck are you doing" and what does the guy do, he does something so vulgar it has basically lost all sense of improperity towards white coporate america, he flips my father off. Not only is our car a Benz as well, but it's older hence seniority, but no, the guy flips us off and gets out of the car. Seriously, what a vulgar act, if we weren't on the wrong side of the street anyways and I stopped, I'd tell him that I was greatly offended not to mention that it was completely inappropriate nor to mention that he was the one at fault? Seriously, am I blowing this out of propotion or is he one day just going to die a painful and lonely death? Second... I've been reading mua.com and the message boards. I totally don't get why Sales Attendants from now on known as SA are total bitches and asses. Seriously, I don't quite understand why they have to think they're all that, while after all, they're just there to kiss ass with the rich people. They take one look at you and they just say, she can buy it or she can't. It's so amusing, when I go in just looking like my normal self as in very scrubby and comfy, they won't say a damn word, while if I go in with a nice bag or something obvious or my mother who kinda screams the Ralph Lauren catalogue seasonal version with accents on nice accessories, they kiss so much ass it's not even funny. I'm pretty sure if my mother said, by the way, I dropped something in the far part of the store, mind fetching it? They would, and we'd probably be able to steal the shit too. Seriously, I mean, I love the stuff, but sometimes the customer service at places really makes me sick. Oh, and Miss Jewish Princess of Medina has decided to be influenced by mainstream Bellevue hence the fake ass nails, which I never understood, is it really that hard to grow you're own nails then French manicure them, seriously, after watching that 20/20 manicures gone bad, i'm glad I grow my own. Ok, picture Miss Princess with those fake nails, she has this fro of a hair because she dreamed of having straight hair while all along it would have looked great curly, it's now semi straight, but she hasn't color corrected her hair, so there's still a hinge of high lights, horrible looking, while wearing her Guess hoodie with some BEBE thing while wearing some hideous white shoes ment for old people. Oh, and not to mention that Miss Anime Freak today got her haircut like the John Frieda "blonde" hair care line, while with these copper and platinum blond high lights that don't look right and make her look even more washed out since she's already hideously pale. Oh, and to top that off, she also does that head shaking thing that the blonde girls do on the commercial. Simply atrocious, nor to mention she keeps saying "hi" to everyone hoping they will notice her, simply uncalled for and utmost horrid. Also note to self, stop reading those damn brit novels, oh watched Winning London with the Olsen twins, it was classif faux pas in movies with the whole forwardness of getting the picture across, but i'm a sucker for the Olsen twins, oh right, those british guys are hott and must remember, stop reading novels, i'm beginning to speak british, and it's not really cool since i'm azn, so it is quite striking.