No. 112

I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT, I finally figured out why Dictionary Man really makes me agitated sometimes.

Ok, so back a while there was this day that we were sick and tired of waiting for him because he has to converse in the halls while everyone is waiting for him, we decide to head to the car and then just meet at Safeway. We always go there, it's not like we decided to ditch him, it just happens, it's our thing for lunch right? Well, he's ditched us a quite a few times not to mention actually skipping class and going to lunch and just having us sit there waiting for Jennie-O and him to show up. We get a call and all that, it's just not the same considering the fact that he ditched us. Maybe I'm totally pulling a situation of PMSing Dictionary Man style, I don't know, but that's the reason he totally bugs me. Not to mention that no matter what, it's never "hey what's up guys, it's WHERE IS JEN? OMG IS SHE MISSING!!!!!" It's damn annoying, not to mention that he knows that Bee and Jen come out of the same classroom, but he always has to just ask where Jen is, and he calls us his friends...sure...whatever you say amazingly tall skinny vagina violent freak!

Designer Water

When did America become so entranced by designer water, as in all water that is bottled. I don't quite understand, I mean, I'll tell you when I was at aw with designer water. It's when Elton John was giving some speech on some award show and he had a Aquafina bottle with him, that's when I feel in love with designer water. I know, it's completely stupid, actually it the only designer water I'll drink though. The rest taste like shit, especially not chilled properly. Not to mention that I read somewhere that the water bottled might not meet stricter guidelines as tap water does. Scary huh? this came about when I was tasting Crystal Geyser for the first time, let me just say, EWEWEWEWEW. Also It comes to mind that Prada bags are ridiculuous expensive. Dear god, it's just damn microfiber, and it's like 300 bucks a pop. I just can't believe it, yet i'm totally drawn to their bags. I really do love they're simplistic design, I like Kate Spade too. I was watching TV and someone says that for clothes, we go for prints because it shows our wealth. Well, I'm not really that type of person that wears Burberry because it is Burberry, but for some reason, I just totally dig they stuff. I don't know, I mean, yea part of me is like wow, it's Burberry, but ok I look at my tastes and lack of job and I think dear god I need to stop this or i'll have a serious problem. Not to mention today when I was doing my usual pain to keep my eyebrows nice, I was thinking, god, does it really matter what we wear. I mean, people say, "they wanna look nice because they care about they're appearance," but how much does an appearance costs? I mean someone with 50 bucks can look as nice if someone spent 5,000 bucks right? I mean, why do we buy obscenely expensive clothing or for me, those damn accessories, I have a bag fetish and I'll admit it. I actually found that there is a thing that is called 'shopaholics anamyous.' What is it that makes people find really shitty stuff too? I mean if they care about they're appearance, why to some people just wear gap and some people wear gucci? Do the people who wear gap not care as much as the people who wear gucci? It's just clothes right, why do we have to be so picky with it, it's not like our personalities are at stake nor to mention shouldn't we be helping our minds grow and flourish, not waiting by the mail for the next Delia's catalogue, or and for all you men, yea I know you're not into Delia's, but just put in place, 'Victoria's Secret...' Yea, I know I got you there.

Miss Anime Freak Pisses Me Off.

We decided we're going to Prom as the girls, Miss Anime Freak says no, she won't clairfy until April. Which means that she's still desperate and realizes that if she can't get anyone to go with her, then she'll settle for us. The best thing about her is that she doesn't have the internet or she does, but it's her mom's while she doesn't even have a printer, so she would never find this thing. Jennie-O was reading this thing, than stopped. I'm kinda glad, because I think this blog has created a distance between us not to mention that she's extremely freakish nowadays. I figure that she is reading this thing, when she really isn't. THANK GOD, after that little rendition of her in my previous one, I felt kinda bad, but no regrets, i'm not pulling a retraction for anything, unless I get sued for libel.

Children and my Future

Rosie O'Donnell is gay, WOW, actually, it's not that hard, more power to her for actually "coming out" because it probably hurt her a great deal to always keep it in her, but does she still like Tom Cruise or was that just a facade? Anyways, so I decided this, if I do not find an acceptable person to marry and i'll probably be able to support myself, by the time I am 48 I will adopt my own child. I'm not going to birth my own, I can bearly take ripping off a band-aid. I have decided that one of the main reasons why I want a husband is so I can have my dynasty evolve and let some little wanker have all that i've worked for in my life along with my rents. Yes, I will spoil them and give them the best of everything, and hopefully they'll have the same sense I do about what is TRULY the world. This won't be easy, I was watching this thing on TLC and it was this little girl who was totally into clothing, especially the Versace Haute Couture, yes, I actually want my child to be like that in some ways. I want my kid to have luxuries that I don't have, like trips to New York during the seasons to buy appropriate clothing, I also want her to pick up actual hobbies she likes, weather it is rock climbing or stamp collecting. I want my young lady to be very prim and proper with a totally sporty side, I want her to be the Spice Girls rolled up into one, but not Ginger Spice, I don't want her doing porn and that's when I draw the line. Oh yea, i'm never having a boy, I can't stand them, it's damn annoying even though he'll have my last name, i'll just settle for the girl and have her hypenate her name. TANGENT: Some freak from Bellevue High School Representative or whatever just called and tried to get all up in my business, life that is, not sexual. He's asking about midterms and college and shit like that. When did colleges and schools get personal. That's when I draw the line, see i'm not that type of person who hangs out with my teachers, they teach I learn, it's simple as that.

OH Vagina, I'm feeling really annoying today...