Ok, just an FIY not a real post thing, but this is so funny. I quote this:

and i need full gucci access. stat.

This is from a livejournal called amiselfcentered. It is so hilarious. The first time I heard that, oh man, can't stop laughing. I'll have to use that line. And then he has these "fuck me" boots. They're hott, it's like the equalivent of a "fuck me" dress, but i've never actually used that term. Now, two new words/phrases of fashion slang. I could get use to this.